Zoo Monkey

What is Zoo Monkey?

(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."

See waste, prick, cow, bitch, wanker

Yoobs

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Zuleida

1. A calm, sexy,kind person who everyone likes to be around and calls baby wow shes such a zuleida! See zuleida, baby, zul..

Dingelberries

1. 1: a little piece of shit that is stuck in your cracck, stuck on ass hairs. 2: shit nasty, hes got dingelberries hangin out of his ..

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