Zoo Monkey

What is Zoo Monkey?

(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."

See waste, prick, cow, bitch, wanker

Goobs

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Up The Trumper

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Giraffe Neck

1. When you take a shit so big, that people mistake it for a Giraffe's Neck. Dad, my anus hurts, I just got finished squeezing out a ..

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