What is Zoo Monkey?
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(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."
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An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.
Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your n..
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its a moustashe
on your douche
or an insult
alex: hey guys i have got a douchetash wana see it
abi: yeah sure
fraser: your such a..
