Zoob Edit Meaning

1.

The penis of a dog, especially that of a large breed.

The Rottweiler sprawled on the lawn, sated with fresh hamburger and nonchalently licking his zoob, while the burglar edged toward the open window.

See dick, dog, canine, pecker

2.

n. A tard. Most commonly applied to people who are actually mentally retarded, but can be used to insult almost anyone.

"I walked into the bathroom at school the other day and there was a zoob jerking off into the urinal. That shit freaked me out!"

"Jerry got so drunk last night he gave himself brain damage. So he's like, a zoob now."

3.

A derogatory term used for referencing any Brigham Young University sports team fan. The term can also extend to refer to a current or past student of BYU. Zoob is the shortened form of the word zoobie.

Did you see that Zoob cry after the University of Utah beat them for the 4th straight year?

See zoobie, byu, talking smack, rivalry

4.

Only refers to the game known as "runescape." It means that someone who has the word zezima in their name some where. Or they just sit their and talk about zezima and how great he his. Also they say zezima is their main.

"Your a zoob zezima13462."

See runescape, zezima, noob, run, escape

5.

French slang for penis from Arabic.

Need some help with Arabic.

6.

A tube used to disguise the smell of smoke by placing dryer sheets ( or anything strongly fragnaced ) into a toilet paper roll, and exhaling through the tube.

"...just make a zoob tube, disguise the smell."

See zoob, dryer, cloth, clean, smell, fresh

7.

An annoying person (most likely a gamer), who is annoying you by either spamming, speaking in leet or being a macro.

Zoob says: Lolololololol |-|@xx0red

Amaizing player says: Stfu zoob.

See noob, froob, choob, annoying, newbie