What is Zoobidge?
1.
the occurance of an erection when looking at an animal but you aren't sure why.
Dude that turtle gave me major zoobidge.
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2.
too find yourself oddly aroused by the sight or thought of animals/beastiality and/or a dirty skank whore
"Dude, I just looked at Kaita and I've got total zoobidge now"
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