What is Zoobie?
1.
A term used in Utah, mainly Utah Valley, to describe the excited bunch of mormons that go to BYU and engage in excessive social activities. It's very common usage here.
I was awoken late at night with chanting by who could only be the Zoobies, exclaiming in chorus that they were to, "Paint the Y! Let's Paint the Y!"
2.
Arabic for penis.
See also
"Yo, Aiden, could you hook me up with a Yohoo?"
"Yo, Stefan, how about you eat a zoobie?"
"Yo, I heard you like men."
"I don't even know, Charlie, because I heard you eat zoobies on the daily, and you take them up the Wembley way."
"O.D."
"You like zoobies?"
"I like mine in your mom's pooter scooter."
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3.
AN UNIDENTIFIABLE RODENT-LIKE CREATURE THAT RESEMBLES A NEUTRA AND A GROUNDHOG
PRONOUNCED LIKE (WOOKIE - FROM STAR WARS)
YOU CAN CALL SOMEONE THAT AND REALLY
BAFFLE THEM - YOU'RE A ZOOBIE!!
4.
a follower or believer of the zweunbenkante faith. a new, but deciated faith, the followers are easily definable by their outrageously good looks and amazing intelligence
the act of frotteurism is what zooby lovers love best (rubbing themself against an unwilling participant)
