Zoof

What is Zoof?


1.

A zoof is someone who has absolutley no understanding of the world around them; ignorant; completly clueless

Jack is the biggest zoof on the planet.

2.

To screw up a simple daily activity so badly resulting in extreme embarrassment and even possible thoughts of suicide.

I zoofed it when I took such a bad golf swing at the range, that the head of the driver breaks off outflew the ball.

See fubar, fralinger


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