What is Zoof?
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A zoof is someone who has absolutley no understanding of the world around them; ignorant; completly clueless
Jack is the biggest zoof on the planet.
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To screw up a simple daily activity so badly resulting in extreme embarrassment and even possible thoughts of suicide.
I zoofed it when I took such a bad golf swing at the range, that the head of the driver breaks off outflew the ball.
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