What is Zoof?
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A zoof is someone who has absolutley no understanding of the world around them; ignorant; completly clueless
Jack is the biggest zoof on the planet.
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To screw up a simple daily activity so badly resulting in extreme embarrassment and even possible thoughts of suicide.
I zoofed it when I took such a bad golf swing at the range, that the head of the driver breaks off outflew the ball.
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Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties.
A man sits on the toilet to take a crapbut not payin..
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When a man ejaculates onto a womans or another mans teeth. Sliding your penis across the teeth and making Piano noises is optional.
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