Zookeeper Status

What is Zookeeper Status?

Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.

When the chicks are good:

Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.

When the chicks are bad:

Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"

Or any statement to those effects.

See party, chicks, guys, hot, ugly

<('\

1. an ASCII way of making a really sweet bird picture theres a <(' outside my window..

Pre-love

1. When its too early to tell someone you love them, just pre-love instead. Girl: I love you soo much! Boy: thank-you, i...er... pre-love..

Nofix

1. Used in place of a cuss word to confuse people. You are such a nofix. See dumb ass, fucker, bitch, whore, slut, butt head..

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