Zookeeper Status

What is Zookeeper Status?

Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.

When the chicks are good:

Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.

When the chicks are bad:

Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"

Or any statement to those effects.

See party, chicks, guys, hot, ugly

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