What is Zooker?
1.
Verb. Suddenly disappearing from a social event (ie: party) with no notice or explanation. A zooker is usually performed late at night after ingesting too much alcohol or other mind altering substance. Term orginated in Central New Jersey area.
As in "Where did Mary go? She must have pulled a Zooker." Or "Hey guys. Sorry I pulled a Zooker last night. I had to get out of there."
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2.
a person who is unfashionable; a freak; a wierdo
He was wearing a plaid hat that had rabbit fur ear flaps. He looked like a zooker.
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