Zooming

What is Zooming?


1.

To be in a crackhead state; bingeing all night on a sweet concoction of Adderall, red bull, and nicotine. Generally experienced by procrastinating college students and skeezers at bars/clubs.

"Dude I'm zooming so hard I could run the train on 50 sorority girls all while memorizing my entire organic chemistry study guide!"

"Those 30 time release got me zooming like a baby sucking on yo momma's teat!"

See crack, rocks, adderall, addy, zoom zoom, mazda, boom, jonesin, nipple, train, run

2.

The euphoric, exhilarating feeling experienced after the ingestion of conventional analgesic medication (i.e. Percocet, OxyContin, etc.).

Yo man, I just stole an oxy 80 mg from my parents. i'm fucking zooming man...

See zoom, oxy, percs, zooming, painkiller

3.

Walking in a slow shuffle, with the torso turned or twisted, due to acute back pain.

I'll just keep zooming for the next couple of days, until my back gets back to normal.

4.

Fellatio performed on the driver of a terrestial moving vehicle.

He nearly crashed the car when I was zooming him on the interstate.

I was down on the floor zooming her when the cop pulled us over for failure to stay in the lane.

See fellatio, oral sex, zoomin, car sex


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