Zoomj Edit Meaning

1. The act of painting ones finger nails. Then, sitting on one's hand until it becomes numb. Finally, jerking off with the numb femi..

1. Any person, man or woman, considered to be 'cool,' or in the know as to how the 'shizznaz hangs.' Origin: Wait, are..

1. A dick the size of the universe... and constantly expanding my wang is a schluniverse... mysterious and infinitely large (see schlifini..