Zoom-zoom Sized

What is Zoom-zoom Sized?

A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials.

I cannot give you a proper blowjobbecause you are zoom-zoom sized.

Mommy, why was I born zoom-zoom sized?

Cyberhead

1. when a meatpuppet fantasizes about a hot chick giving him head. meatpuppet : I teased her into giving me cyberhead. audience: you da m..

Epenis

1. Measure of a mans power and stance on the interweb. Also commonly used as a form describing ones sexual insecurity. stfu n00b, *banned..

Equiphilia

1. equiphilia n (Greek aequi, equal + philia, love) - equal love to many persons or things. It is difficult for Mary to make up her mind..

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