Zoom-zoom Sized

What is Zoom-zoom Sized?

A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials.

I cannot give you a proper blowjobbecause you are zoom-zoom sized.

Mommy, why was I born zoom-zoom sized?

Nadle Swing

1. when a man jingles his balls 1 inch from someones face like a pendelum Michael jackson was accused of nadle swinging a small boy..

Fergy

1. A large Hulk like beast that roams the woods of New Hampshire preying on bigfoot and little virgins. It is rumored that the dick of the ..

Junglecrack

1. The plethora of hair found above a man or woman's ass crack. Often resembling the thickness of treetops in the jungle. Most women ..

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