Zoom-zoom Sized

What is Zoom-zoom Sized?

A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials.

I cannot give you a proper blowjobbecause you are zoom-zoom sized.

Mommy, why was I born zoom-zoom sized?

Jewett

1. A man with an enormous whale penis. Originated when slavemasters saw theres slaves holy shit that boys got a jewett...keep him away fro..

Jsr

1. military acronym for "Joe Shit the Ragman". He's the mythical sailor who screws everyting up and can never get anything r..

Ill-flavored

1. remark used to comment on anything that has a social "bad taste", such as a situation or person. That girl is ill-flavored we..

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