Zooplankter Edit Meaning

1. (from combining internet + incest) When you finally meet up with your 'secret' internet lover & find out that it's yo..

1. Originally, somebody or something that would be very easy to masturbate to. Now, it's a stand in for anything pleasurable. Also, s..

1. The scenario in which one's crack hair becomes one great big sweaty knot, usually provoked by a long day of walking in the heat. Th..