What is Zooted?
1.
being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..
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2.
to be just so fucked up that ur brain is completely unfunctional for a certain period of time.
Nigga im so zooted right....now...uhhh
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3.
when you smoke so much weed you are beyond the point of stoned and the possibilty of vomiting is very real
Ohhhh shit, I shouldn't have taken that last bong Rip! I'm sooo fuckin' Zooted!
4.
1. To be so f*cked up beyond belief.
2. Very intoxicated/high.
3. To feel very good because the side-effects of certain substances.
-I was so zooted last night I dont remember doing that fat chick.
-That blunt got me so zooted.
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5.
to smoke weed to the point of being way past complety stoned
jacob, i'm zooted man..
6.
In Other Words Im Mad HIGH.
You Zooted? Hell Yea Nigga.
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7.
When you smoke marijuana and you are high as a mo'fcka.
Damn dog, I just smoked this blunt and im completely zooted.
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