What is Zorch?
1.
the action of sucking the farts out of one's ass
That bitch loves to zorch the members of the football team.
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2.
v. tr. To destroy or render unusuable, esp with electrical current of improper or fatal voltage or current.
I accidentally zorched a 6v scanner by plugging it into a 24v power supply.
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3.
Electrical energy used as a teleporter for flemoids back to their own dimension. (from the DooM total converion Chex Quest)
Dameon sure zorched the hell out of that Flemoid! It only took 200 zorch charges!
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4.
the act of pomping
i need a zorch
sex fucking getting your freak on
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5.
One who sniffs female bicycle seats
A zorch was spotted on Main Street at 3:45 pm today. Further reports have stated that the zorch has been seen performing his act for several weeks.
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6.
A versatile word with many modern uses, the three most acceptable being:
1) Verb, transitive: to score a goal in spectacular fashion in the popular Konami video game, Winning 11.
2) Verb, intransitive: to dominate in Winning 11
3) verb, intransitive: to drink so much liquor as to black out of consciousness.
1) Did you see that goal? What a zorching.
2) Undefeated today. I'm just zorching all over the place.
3) Oh man, after drinking all of that Natural Ice, he's zorched beyond repair.
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7.
To travel with velocity approaching lightspeed. To propel something very quickly.
"The new comm software is very fast; it really zorches files through the network."
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