What is Zork Zucchini?
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The zork zucchini occurs when you defecate on to a hard outdoor surface and then wait 7-10 days until petrification, then take the petrified log and spray paint it green, then replace your favorite dildo with the zucchini-like log. Finally, when ripeness is at its peak, pass the zork zucchini on to a close friend by placing in the crisper drawer of their refrigerator. Can be garnished with your favorite dressing and served chilled.
I wanted to a make a salad the other day, but all I had around the house was a zork zucchini.
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