Zorktaposition

What is Zorktaposition?


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The phenomenon in which persons on the internet use personal experiences, preconceived notions, 2nd hand accounts and/or vague memories of articles to criticize, debunk and discard actual scientific, factual or otherwise documented cases as reported, often simplified, by the media.

My Zorktaposition...

- Looks photoshopped to me

- I'm calling BS. A friend of my uncle's neighbour once did that and it insert conflicting statement here.

- I'm not a lawyer, but that's definately illegal/legal/impossible/expensive in this/that state/country/city/cave.

See know-it-all


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