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1. Drunk, buzzed, or faded. I got a little tilted at the club last night. See faded, drunk, crunk, gone, fucked up, Bob's your uncle..

1. To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool. I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..

1. The ultimate in extreme sports, it requires you to wake up at 4 AM every single day and engage in grueling tactics and combatives traini..