What is Zort?
1.
Where
Pinky: "Ha ha. Zort!"
2.
Zombie Outbreak Resistance Tactician. Generally used to refer to anyone who has studied
After killing 11 zombies, the Zort took a 10 minute break, ate a sandwich, and then killed 7 more.
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3.
Chicago American-Italian slang for money.
Hey, yo, Mikey got some zort?
4.
Pull out your iUD and see
When she queefed during coitus, pouring a strange soss of silly puddy out of her mock talker I had to give her all my lira to purchase a new lyre for her orpheus.