Zorton Edit Meaning

1. The god of lasers. A laser god. A big fricken Pterodactyl that flies around shooting lasers out of its eyes. Screeching loudly before de..

1. A four-eyed fuck face. Look at that quazeyed fuck over there reading his Wall Street Journal. See fuck face, fucker, four eyes, glasse..

1. ya know a dude's johnson. Guy #1: you walked in on him? Guy #2: yeah. Guy #1: well what was happened? Guy #2: he realized someo..