Zorton Edit Meaning

1. Better then funny...it's....FUNNITY! Your face is funnity looking. See funny, really, cool, neato, awesome..

1. A measure of the diameter of the anal sphincter. Holy shit! Goatse's ass is like 3 mason jars wide! 2. the finest in beer drinki..

1. Someone who snatches crums or anything that isn't theirs. Also someone who is sloppy, grubby, unclean or gets food on their mouth ..