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Shadow Lord of Sentients. Pure evil. Much of his time is spent battling Disney, and the rest goes to beating up children, PWNing horny fucks like the people who sent in the definitions for "milkshake", trolling teencentre, and what he always does when women cry: PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.
The bag is a television. Questioning this carries a penalty of torture.
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Steven Spielberg's non-union Mexican equivalent. He is generally used for low-budget flicks that simply cannot afford the real Ste..
