Zozers Edit Meaning

1. Sexual exercise wherein you penetrate yourself with a doggie toy, then make it go squeak-squeak all day for practice. Variant of kegels..

1. Similiar to textless syndrome, but with a better pun. You think your cell phone is going off with a text from your crush, but it is just..

1. You hire a little Asian hustler and gorge him on habanero peppers and laxatives. When he makes his run for the toilet, you grab him, ben..