What is Zschmito?
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Anytime a person, or a baseball franchise receives nothing in return for investing a whole lot of money. zschmito is a morph of Jason Schmidt and Barry Zito, two pitchers from The national league in MLB who received huge paydays and then imploded into complete useless jokes for their respective teams.
Owner: "I just paid 62 million for an ace pitcher"
Fan: "Hope he doesn't pull a zschmito"
Owner: "Yeah, that would make me an uptard"
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Tom Medley's poor excuse for a insult, most likely due to the lack of wit and processing power of his brain
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A sport similar in style to 'cow tipping', involving a stealthy approach and then the pushing of an unsuspecting asian fisherm..