What is Zschmito?
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Anytime a person, or a baseball franchise receives nothing in return for investing a whole lot of money. zschmito is a morph of Jason Schmidt and Barry Zito, two pitchers from The national league in MLB who received huge paydays and then imploded into complete useless jokes for their respective teams.
Owner: "I just paid 62 million for an ace pitcher"
Fan: "Hope he doesn't pull a zschmito"
Owner: "Yeah, that would make me an uptard"
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A mockery of someone’s accent, usually East Indian.
“Sirf topa hai” would be interrupted as Tukka tukka tukka..
See ref, fob, bollywoo..
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You need to poop, real bad
Mr. K, is the bus going to be pulling over soon? My legs hurt.
See poop, take a dump, potty, number 2, crap..
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Dried up cum stuck in the hair of an unclean snatch.
Her snatch was covered with snatch boogers.
See snatch, booger, pussy, snot, vagi..
