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Starting third baseman for the Boston Red Sox.
He began his career with the Giants (1996-2000) was traded to the Cubs (2001-2002) playe..
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Falling asleep with a full beer in your hand, waking up to it spilling on you, after you shift positions in your sleep.
He was so drunk..
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When you get done with a really big crap.
Damn, i just kicked the shitter like marylin monroe...