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Oral Sex, mmm, yummy
I went to a hotel room with my boyfriend, hungry for sex, and had a zipper dinner. I ate so much my face got chap..
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Bloody cum, jizz, semen, etc.
I jacked off to hard and shot strawberry love pudding.
I dropped a needle in my cock and cut something, ..
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The sh*t that gets stuck under the keys in your keyboard.
I shouldn't have eaten that delicious Chipotle burrito over my keyboard...
