What is Zumonka?
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Where one is giving a
Man, last night your mom gave me a zumonka, and I almost threw up.
Some bird named stephanie is almost as sick as a zumonka.
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an abnormally small penis.
dude have you seen jeremy's
zumonka ? it's the smallest thing i've ever seen. it's just so whittle.
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