Zumonka

What is Zumonka?

Where one is giving a RimJoband is shat on by the other person, usually resulting in feces on the tounge.

Man, last night your mom gave me a zumonka, and I almost threw up.

Some bird named stephanie is almost as sick as a zumonka.

See Jeremy

an abnormally small penis.

dude have you seen jeremy's zumonka? it's the smallest thing i've ever seen. it's just so whittle.

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