Zumph Edit Meaning

1. Less offensive/work safe version of Fuck the Dog: To goof off or avoid work. That guy is so lazy. He's always trying to inseminate..

1. Licking a black girls ass hole when she has the runs to get her to stop complaining about the pain I had to zass that bitch to get her ..

1. Someone who acts like a douchebag, and smells like crap. Also someone who acts immature or makes a bad decision. Max was a crapdouche ..