What is Zumpkin?
1.
A
Last night, I got two Zumpkins by this fat
Zlut . I'm pretty sure she wanted my balls.
I thought that i had achieved enlightenment when i received a
blumpkin , but i felt like Jesus as i experienced my first Zumpkin.
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2.
Getting a blowjob while taking a shit while your high on bud.
Dude: Dude, Im fuckin high as a bitch.....Wanna give me a zumpkin?
Chick: The fuck is a zumpkin?!
Dude: Suck my dick while im takin a shit while im still high.
Chick:.....Sure why not. Let me hit that blunt first.
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