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waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as ..
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A sarcastic thing to say when a friend of yours (Jewish) says, "HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS!". This only works if you are NOT Jewish...
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The term used for someone's hand who presents a weak handshake. Derived from the soft mushy feeling you are left with after the han..