What is Zuriel?
1.
To have sex with someone after lighting them on fire.
The best way to do this is some lighter fluid on a cotton overshirt and a book of matches.
"She said she wanted it hot, so I gave her a zuriel."
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2.
the name of alot of phillipinos
guy 1: zuriel's touching himself
zuriel: ...
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Random Words:
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a state where a person is unable to carry out normal daily activities due to the lack of tubesteakfilling up a vertical bacon sandwich.
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adj. superlative. Derivative of the word lame.
So utterly lame that the word lame is rendered useless and pointless.
Dude, that chick..