Zurple

What is Zurple?


1.

A moment in time that upon later recollection seems much more fulfilling or exciting than it actually was.

KFC - You see it, you smell it, you remember it (Zurple), you buy it, you eat it. Oh that's right its shit!

Friend One: Remember Johnny he was my best shag ever

Friend Two: But you said it lasted 5 minutes and he smelt

Friend One: Oh that's right, what a zurple

See remember, shittanked, shittarded, reflection

2.

a small dessert bowl... said fast- i.e. the little plastic swirly guys you can get at Walmart or other stores

Hey, grab a zurple so we can put the extra pudding in it.

See zurple, dessert, bowl


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