What is Zurtledurk?
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are evil horrid monsters, live in the mud, fly at night, eat the worms, make a terrible noise. They are the evil characters in a fairy story.
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“The Zurtledurk is such a terrible sight”
Said the Tumshee, her little face pale.
“It lives in the mud and it flies in the night
And eats Tumsheeworms, head, feet and tail!
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step 1) put something shiny on your female/male partners bunghole (preferrably glitter of some sort)
step 2)screw it in.
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