What is Zuway?
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African tribesman disguised as a chinaman. Known to reside ontop of a mountain. Urban legend depicts a rumor of a 400 lb. dog that protects this mountain. There are debatable claims that the dog is called Chili. Known to come out in the daytime only when jack johnson is being played. Myth only describes one of these species to have ever lived but, there have been numerous accounts of a sister.
Doug: Yo don't make me Zuway on yo ass!
Danny: Shut your pancakes, don't make me Chili on yo face!
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