Zwounds

What is Zwounds?


1.

Archaic expression of shock or suprise. Derives from "God's wounds". As with similar archaisms, "Zwounds" is used in jocular contexts by tedious nerds with intellectual pretentions.

Zwounds, sir! Dash it all!

See blimey, cor blimey, zounds, crikey


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