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To extrete diarrheaor runny shit.
<me> Can I use your toilet sir?
<you> You gonna do a Number 1 or Number 2?
<me> I..
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You know, it's one of those times when its really dark in the room and you THINK you're aiming for the vigina but it goes in s..
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Instead of actually getting a wash, you give your face a quick rub with a baby wipe
I didnt have enough time to get changed or washed b..