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The study which involves how orgasms work chemically and a scientific excuse to have sex.
Student: Is that yogurt on his pants?
Teache..
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When you jizz into your hand and just shove it in her eye.
I gave my bitch the japanese cream poke and her eye started gushing blood.
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A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair..