What is Zz Top?
1.
a kick ass rock band that i listen to every day, NOT to be confused with all of the rest of the southern/mid western garbage crap
ZZ top is the shit!
2.
Required to be present in every dictionary for the same reason as
Woah man isn't it freaky how all the dudes in ZZ Top have beards except Frank Beard??? What's UP WITH THAT??
3.
Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer.
They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.
ZZ Top are rumoured to enjoy tush.
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4.
One of many great bands/entertainers to come out of Texas. Ranked somewhere between Stevie Ray Vaughan and Pantera, but below Willie Nelson. More recent TX musical artists such as Bowling for Soup and Jessica Simpson can lick ZZ Top's bearded nuts.
ZZ Top's rowdy, shit-kicking guitar riffs revurbirate through your spine.
ZZ Top's "Sharp-dressed Man" is a great song to hear when you're getting ready to go out.
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5.
The greatest southern rock band ever.
ZZ TOP:
Jesus Just Left Chicago
or
Woke Up With Wood
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6.
UK biker slang. Any beard or pubic hair growth of extrodinary magnitude. Named after the famous texas blues rock band of the same name for obvious reasons.
...when she took her knickers off her ZZ top reached her knees.
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7.
One of the best southern rock bands in this universe
Southern guy 1: Whoah dude! Have you heard "lowrider" by ZZ Top?
Southern Guy 2: Hell yea! #low-ri-der goes a little slower....#
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