A Declan Moffat

What is A Declan Moffat?


1.

A loud, usually drunken, but hillariously entertaining country fellow. A man of intense sexual energy, but ABSOLUTELY no charm or subtelty. Creation of the Irish comedian Tommy Tiernan, but describes accurately a vast number of rural Irish men in their early 20's to 50's.

Declan Moffat, while extremely hungover and struggling to form sentences describing a situation where a man wants to make love to a woman, but she's not in the mood, but requires some gentle persuasion: "DID YA EVER RAPE SOMEONE?"

This is an example of "A Declan Moffat".

See rape, comedy, ireland, mayo, drunk, gaa, guinness, oranges


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