What is A Monkey Fucking A Football?
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The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.
When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.
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1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.
shannon your like a monkey fucking a football.
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