What is A Monkey Fucking A Football?

1.

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.

When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.

See fucking up, fucking around

2.

1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.

2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.

shannon your like a monkey fucking a football.

See monkey, football, fucking, shannon, logic
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