A Parker

What is A Parker?


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To bail on a scheduled event to "chill" with your gf/bf. Usually ending in intercourse in "undignified" places leaving traceable material behind and not returning to such scheduled events.

Parker: Hey Maggie just called she's about an hour away and wants me to go have McDonald's with her

Jason: You coming back?

Parker: Maybe

Dave: lets get high

Deniz: Parkers pulling "A Parker"

Marc: TAKE YOUR KEYS!

See parker, bailing, stains, bail, leave


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