What is A Parker?
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To bail on a scheduled event to "chill" with your gf/bf. Usually ending in intercourse in "undignified" places leaving traceable material behind and not returning to such scheduled events.
Parker: Hey Maggie just called she's about an hour away and wants me to go have McDonald's with her
Jason: You coming back?
Parker: Maybe
Dave: lets get high
Deniz: Parkers pulling "A Parker"
Marc: TAKE YOUR KEYS!
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Little clumps of hair and fecal matter that reside in your rectal regions.
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When an individual is urinating into another individuals mouth and while doing so the individual urinating hits the individual swallowin..
