What is A Parker?
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To bail on a scheduled event to "chill" with your gf/bf. Usually ending in intercourse in "undignified" places leaving traceable material behind and not returning to such scheduled events.
Parker: Hey Maggie just called she's about an hour away and wants me to go have McDonald's with her
Jason: You coming back?
Parker: Maybe
Dave: lets get high
Deniz: Parkers pulling "A Parker"
Marc: TAKE YOUR KEYS!
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The act of applying deodorant or cologne in lieu of a real shower.
Same as Mexican Shower and Puerto Rican Shower
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v. To locate and capture a female to prostitute, esp. done by a redneck.
Hey Derger! I just Kuder Poached this here hole, get some tran..