What is A Phone Call?
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The brief exchange of a few vital pieces of information.
A Phone call-
George: Hey Steve, what time does the circle jerk start tonight?
Steve: 10.
George:10 o'clock? Ok listen, I'm going to be a little bit late you'll have to start without me.
Steve: You going to be ready though, right?
George: Oh don't worry I'm going to eat a whole bunch of oysters and watching a horny movie.
Steve: Nice, what is it called?
George: It's called "Tarzan Fucks a Zebra".
Steve: Who's in it?
George: Russell crowe.
Steve: What's it about?
George: Well It's a bit of a fantasy, right now Ranae Zelwigger is blowing a unicorn.
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