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An asshole in a beat up car trying race you on the highway.
"Breaker breaker 1-9, this is Brown Fog, I got a gat dang ragglebilly ..
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Are you serious? For real?
<a> Dude, my dog died :-(
<b> Oh for werd?..
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Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities.
I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer...