What is Abercrombie Kids?
The younger version of
Jane: These Abercrombie clothes are so comfortable! I just hate those overpriced ripped jeans!
Amy: It's so annoying to see 7 year olds wear everything in that store! Look, it does'nt even fit her!
Alice: Gosh, you're such posers! I'm a punk and I'm so individual! You should be too! Get your clothes at Hot Topic! Thats where all the punks go!
A store marketed toward kids ages 9-14, clothes often have a "vintage" style. Cute clothes, a lot cheaper than A&F!
Those jeans at abercrombie kids are so cute!
A clothing store, owned by Abercrombie and Fitch, that sells high-quality clothes for children up to age 14. Its name is always spelled with a lower case a. Although prices are relatively high, items often go on clearance and become affordable, and their original prices aren't much more than those of Gap and L.L. Bean. It is one of the few places to purchase "designer clothes" for children.
Mrs. Dussel: I would love to buy my children's clothes from abercrombie kids, but it is just so expensive.
Mrs. Burch: Just wait until they go on clearance, then you can buy them for Target prices.
Mrs. Dussel: That's great advice.
A store for the silly little children who do not actually buy their own clothes and instead, force their parents to buy them overpriced silly T-shirts with a big word on them. Silly, silly. But, its ok because I personally do not expect the silly little 7-11 year olds to have their own style. They are still silly and young. But, by the time you do not fit your ass into that store, it is time for you to have some style and not wear jeans and a logo T-shirt all the time! (:
Little Sister: Hey look at my new abercrombie T-shirts from abercrombie kids!! Aren't they cool?
Big Sister: (is thinking um no not really) yea sure!!
Little Sister: Yay!!! My big sister thinks I'm cool!!!
Big Sister: oh god i hate abercrombie. I cant wait until my little sister can wear Forever 21......
A place where A&F people breed kids to become obssed w/ abercrombie and soon get them into Hollister. Same price as Hollister and the store smells amazing.
Gurl 1 Omgz! I like luv aba-crom-by HaHaHa LoLz!
Gurl 2 You're one of them aren't you?
Gurl 1 LIke oh ma gawds! wat is UR pro-blem?? GaWd!!!
Gurk 2 Abercrombie Zombie
Gurl 1 WaT-eVeS! Im gonna Go shopp-ang w ithout chu! B i t c h! UGH!
Gurl 2 typical abercrombie kids shopper!
A phrase only of interest to the Abercrombie marketing drone who obviously created the previous entry. Embarrassing.
"We at Abercrombie Kids are 'totally down' with your 'dope' preteen lifestyle."
attire for 5th grade sluts who want to be like their older sister
person 1: look at that mini-slut wearing abercrombie kids! she looks so dumb & she's flat.
person 2: she's just trying to be like her older sister