What is Abercrombie Zombie?
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One of the many (millions) of clones and mindless copies of one another who can't think for themselves, so they shop at Abercrombie & Fitch in order to try and give meaning to their empty lives. What they need is to be able to make their own decisions, based on what they really like and need, not what they think that people will like them for.
Abercrombie Zombies should be destroyed.
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Anyone who purchases a pair of pre-ripped jeans has a serious social problem. Anyone who refuses to cut through the clothing section in wal-mart to reach the food aisles in fear of being spotted and wrongly accused of shopping for clothes at wal-mart (anyone who regularly wears abercrombie shit rags) has a very serious social disorder. Get in school, learn to play an instrument, pick up a sport... do anything besides waste your time trying to fit in with the other assholes. NO, not everyone who wears abercrombie is a peice of shit... just about 90% of them.
There are two reasons to not shop at abercrombie:
1. You look like all the other frat assholes.
2. It's retarded to spend money on that shit that isnt worth it.
abercrombie zombie is a retarded word to describe people who wear that shit
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Somebody who pays a lot of money for clothes that are worn, ripped, have holes, and paint splatter on them. I have clothes like this too, but I don't need to pay for jeans that make it look like I have a physically demanding job, I earned my marks.
I also enjoy the new anorexic...er...athletic fit that they now have. Nothing says style and fashion, like 'Hey look at me, I stick my finger down my throat, so I don't get over 70 pounds.
The Abercrombie Zombie used to shop at Hollister because they were surfer wanna-be's. Soon they will shop at Ruehl because their Dad just gave them a job in the office filing, and other hard tasks, because they flunked out of State.
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A person who buys their clothes at Abercrombie & Fitch. As opposed to someone who buys their clothes at Gap, Hot Topic, Old Navy, Sears, or the Salvation Army. Apparently, the simple fact of where they shop determines their intelligence level. Who knew?
"While we're at the mall, I need to head to Abercrombie & Fitch for a second."
"You Abercrombie Zombie! I didn't realize you were a stupid frat-boy who wants to look like everyone else."
"Actually, I just need to pick up a pair of jeans. It won't take long. You can wait outside."
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Stupid suburban dudes, who are overly good looking, overly dumb, and date fuck heads. Great to look at, but damn at least i know what the capital of France is.
Paris is the capital, see i am not an Abercrombie Zombie!
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You know who the real Abercrombie zombies, whores, soldiers are? the ones who bitch and moan about it all the time! You see, Abercrombie doesn't advertise, it survives through word of mouth and its incredibly strategic PR. so while all you emo pop culture hating dumbshits look for a scapgoat for your jealous emotions over your highschool "in crowd" you actually aid A&F as a company by keeping they're name in conversation or even putting it out on the internet! So next time you think you're being really cool or rebelious by bashing Abercrombie i hope you realize that you are just another part of their system, like a gear turning in a machine ironically enabling the commercial entity you despise so much... you are the real drones because you think you are working against it, so just shut the fuck up.
"oh wow those abercrombie zombies are such fags blah blah blah I'm a fucking biggot asshole who selfrightously whines about other peoples clothing choices, im so secretly obsessed with these attractive people that I pretend to hate yet I cant stop talking about them."
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The people who shop at Abercrombie & Fitch do not do so because they want to be popular. They do it because they can afford the clothes, and they like them. If you can afford 20-50 dollars for a shirt, then why would you buy one of less quality and of no name brand at K-Mart?
I do not need an example for Abercrombie Zombie.
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