What is Ableton Live?
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A piece of Audio mixing & production software that makes every 18 year old, untalentless
John: Guess what bro?...Now I'm a hectic DJ n shit
Robert: Last time you touched a set of turntables I wanted to neck myself because it sounded so terrible!
John: that was before, now I use Ableton Live! Its so easy, even a retarded infant could mix on it.
Robert: Well thank christ for that! Anyways I'm going to go over there now...you stay here
*walks away laughing at poser*
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