Abraham Lincoln Edit Meaning

1.

Shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your mate to give you a blowjob and when you cum on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.

My girlfriend looked very presidential after I gave her an Abraham Lincoln.

2.

One of the greatest presidents ever. Fought for the concept that secession was unconstitutional (as it violated the concept of democracy--if the guy you voted for lost, you have to deal with it) and aided in the disestablishment of the institution of slavery. Though the Hartford Convention did consider secession, it was not the main focus of the agenda, and was political suicide for the Federalists. Moreover, limiting free speech during times of war is not something unique, as it has happened many times since Lincoln's day. It should also be noted, secession is mentioned nowhere in the Constitution as a right, it is mentioned in the Declaration of Independance, but that was not a legal document. Therefore he didn't deny anyone anything unusual.

Samurai Lincoln preserved the Union because he was a secret samurai (HAYA!).

See Gene

3.

A sexual act where you do your girl doggy style in the back of a theater balcony, then after you shoot your load all over her ass and back, yell SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS! then jump off the balcony and escape.

"I did an Abraham Lincoln on my girl the other night but then broke my ankle on the dismount."

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4.

When having sex with a chick, knock her out. Then jizz on her face, around her mouth. shave off both her and your pubes, and stick them on her face. stick a top hat on her, put your head in her vagina and have her sit on your shoulders and walk around, because lincoln was so tall.

awww shit i didn't know abraham lincoln had tits!

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5.

the only good republican

abraham lincoln was pretty good

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6.

when you jizz on someones face, cut your pubes off and put them on their face, then put a top hat on them.

why are you cutting you pubes off and putting them on my face afteryoujizzed on it?

im giving you an abraham lincoln

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7.

The dude that was down with the pimps and hoes.

Abraham Lincoln was inducted as an honorary "Chocolate Daddy".

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