Absend Edit Meaning

1. Peeing in somebody's butt, then eating it out. I wanted some coke, so I gave him a golden salad..

1. After a night of drinking with friends, going for coffee with one of them to sober up, end up drinking more and then having sex in anoth..

1. When a whole bunch of people are saying "Oh my God!" or typing "OMG!" or any of its subsets(OMGWTF, OMGWTFBBQ, OMGWT..