Absentia

What is Absentia?

the best loke ever.

loke = local band, starting now.

anyways.

so they're my favorite band, a foursome. all seem to have incredible hair, they rock me out for hours listening to their amazingly recorded music.

mitch is hard as nails

brad rocks out like hell

matts voice has sex written all over it

and

jer has his own perfume line.

absentia rocks my toaster oven.

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