Abstinized

What is Abstinized?

1.

The act of deriving pleasure from sitting around and talking about not having sex but knowing that you will actually grow up to have over 18 billion offspring in your life.

"Hey im from the first baptist church! lets go burn some witches and then get abstenized with each other!"

See Billy Badass

2.

one who dries out due to lack of sex, usually resulting from an insanely lame strategy of courtship.

"hey man, let me tell you, after i broke up with that !@#$(*^)!! fucking tab whore, i became abstinized."

See Luke
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